Monday, February 17, 2014

Keep It Between the Lines



Over the past year hundreds of people a couple of people have asked me what a typical day is like in my life as an over-the-road trucker.  I usually answer with my standard reply, “You don’t want to know” “Each day is an adventure!” Instead of giving such a non-detailed response I decided to be brutally honest more thoughtful with my description.
For example: Last Monday I woke up dreading getting out of my bunk eager to meet the challenges of the road. I called my dispatcher and he offered me a load into Hell Detroit. I replied with, “Screw that,”  “Are there alternate destinations?” I begrudgingly settled for enthusiastically agreed to a Chicago run. Famous for its paralyzing traffic popularity among commuters and decaying infrastructure world famous skyline, I felt an overwhelming sense of regret excitement for my visit into the bowels heart of America.

My pre-trip preparation included planning a route that would get me in and out of the city without being murdered as efficiently as possible. As I inspected my truck I hoped to find a mechanical failure that would cancel the load I noted that all operating systems were in proper working order. After checking my maps, I tossed my food and clothes in a heap carefully stowed my supplies and set off with tears a gleam in my eyes. I had nothing ahead of me but 500 miles of construction open road.
As I inched cruised my way into the city I took notice of all the car drivers flipping me off politely waving as my big truck joined them for the morning rush. There must’ve been a popular song on the radio, as I saw my fellow motorists pounding their fists on the steering wheels tapping their hands to the beat and cursing uncontrollably singing along. After hours of wanting to abandon my truck carefully navigating the streets of the inner city, I reached my boiling point drop point. The foreman scolds me for arriving early thanks me for being prompt and banishes me to the end of the line promises he’ll unload me as quickly as possible. With a day’s wait ahead of me a little time on my hands I had a chance to take in a freak show visit the driver’s lounge. If you want to feel better about yourself meet a diverse collection of personalities, just spend a little time where truckers hang out. Step into any truck stop and you can practically smell the restrooms vital contributions we make to our nation. With limited access to running water, I’ve witnessed some drivers rinsing soiled laundry and washing their feet in a crowded bathroom sink multi-tasking while tidying up. I always think to myself, “Damned heathens!” “Golly, they’re concerned with maintaining a respectable appearance!”

After being ignored most of the afternoon getting unloaded it’s time to burn rubber out of this place say my goodbyes and get to my next load. With my electronic babysitter logbook ticking away I need to cheat my clock make the most of my remaining drive time. I’ll skip meals and restroom breaks so I can roll into a truck stop with my violation alarm going off an honest day’s work under my belt. All that’s left is to wedge my truck into a parking space other drivers have avoided set up camp and sob into my pillow relax for the evening.
I often wonder how I found myself in this nightmare dream world. It seems like only yesterday I was desperate for a job, seeking a career change. It’s often said that trucking isn’t a job - it’s a life sentence lifestyle. I, for one, can’t wait until I get paroled to do it all over again tomorrow.

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