Twin brothers, age 10, huddle
intimately over their long-awaited video game player which has arrived via special
delivery. Working feverishly, forehead to forehead, they jockey for control to
plug in all required cords.
Their father, in an adjacent room, overhears this conversation.
BROTHER 1, with animated disgust: "Mom’s right, your breath reeks!"
BROTHER 2, defiantly: "No it doesn’t!"
BROTHER 1, louder, feigning gagging: "Uuuughkkk!"
BROTHER 2, making an excuse: "It’s probably from the snack I just had."
BROTHER 1, not buying the story: "Beef jerky doesn’t smell like poop!"
Father, unprepared for youthful bluntness, proudly sprays beer from his nose. ~L
Their father, in an adjacent room, overhears this conversation.
BROTHER 1, with animated disgust: "Mom’s right, your breath reeks!"
BROTHER 2, defiantly: "No it doesn’t!"
BROTHER 1, louder, feigning gagging: "Uuuughkkk!"
BROTHER 2, making an excuse: "It’s probably from the snack I just had."
BROTHER 1, not buying the story: "Beef jerky doesn’t smell like poop!"
Father, unprepared for youthful bluntness, proudly sprays beer from his nose. ~L
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